Bart has a Milhouse
By: Kyle Angel
A fictitious short story involving Bart and Milhouse
Milhouse ran to Bart's house to see if he could come out to play. Bart went out with the reluctance.
The two boys went into Bart's tree house, where they would read comics with their favorite comic
superhero.
The particular issue had the superhero use his superbreath to suck up the miniature bad guy into
his mouth to take him to prison. En route, the superhero trip and accidentally swallowed the guy.
Patting his belly, the superhero did not bother to retrieve the bad guy. He resumed his business
to rescue the innocent from bad guys. If he had to eat them, then he would look forward to it. The
superhero belched and flew off in the setting sun.
"Do you think that could happen in real life, Bart?" Milhouse asked.
"Nah!" Bart smiled, then he began to think about it. "Want to try it?"
"I don't know, Bart!" Milhouse whined. "I promised my mom that I would be home for dinner!"
"Well, if it works I would tell your mom that you were dinner!" Bart grinned with wickedness.
Milhouse looked at Bart who went to his secret toy box that he kept locked up. Inside, Bart pulled out
a glowing ring that his dad gave him from his job. Putting the ring on, Bart said the magic word
and changed himself into their favorite superhero.
"Bart, I don't think that I want to play the bad guy!" Milhouse explained. Milhouse looked at Bart's eyes
to realized that he had no choice.
Bart takes a deep breath, then turns to face Milhouse who was trembling. Bart sucks heavily causing
Milhouse to become closer to Bart's body, but not enough to enter his mouth like the way that
happened to the bad guy in the comic book.
Bart opened his mouth, and then realized that Milhouse was too big to enter his mouth. With that,
Bart opens his mouth wider and found his jaws stretching to the point of turning to rubber.
Sucking again, Bart found Milhouse's head go between his lips. With his friend's head in
the mouth, Bart could taste the drool coming over of Milhouse's mouth. If his friend was talking, Bart
couldn't hear it. Bart figured that Milhouse fainted.
Gulping heavily, Bart had managed to get Milhouse's head into his throat and his shoulders were in
his mouth. Fearing suffocation, Bart took a couple of more gulps, until Milhouse's belly was lying
against Bart's tongue. Licking his friend's belly, Bart tasted the salt.
Looking at his ring, he realized that his super power was lowering. Bart thought for a moment.
Should he pull out Milhouse and tell his friend that it was just a dream or should he finish the job?
Since Bart's superpower was fading, he knew that it would take longer for him to pull Milhouse out of
his mouth, than it would to swallow the rest of him.
Gulping faster, Bart could feel Milhouse's penis grow larger and shooting a slimy substance down
his throat like a lubricant. Finally, Milhouse's entire body slid down into Bart's belly.
The green power ring went out and Bart returned to his normal self. Bart gazed down at his belly
that was enlarged with his friend within his belly. He looked like his father, but his father's diet
consisted of junkfood and beer.
Belching, Bart climbed down the treehouse and into his house, when his mom asked him how
Milhouse was. Bart answered with, "Tasty!" He went to lie down on his bed, while his friend Milhouse
was been converted into energy for Bart.
The End.